I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
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Posted on the inside of a taxi in Abu Dhabi